Mommy: What does a cow say?
Z: Cows say MOO!
Mommy: What does Cowboy say?
Z: Cowboy says ARF ARF ARF!
Mommy: What does Sophia say?
Z: Sophia says BAH!
Mommy: What does Daddy say?
Z: Daddy says ARRRRRG!
Mommy: What does Mommy say?
Z: Mommy says RAAAAWR!
Mommy: What does Zachary say?
Z: Zachary says F*CK!
<Stunned silence, followed by a quick recovery>
Mommy: Oh, Zachary says FORK?
Z: Yeah.
Mommy: Does Zachary say KNIFE too?
Z: Yeah, Zachary says KNIFE!
Mommy: OK, let’s say KNIFE.
1 comment:
Too funny!
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